Which Teacher would win a fight

[Ultimafanatic]

Who would win???

I reckon Mr Slade would knock em all flat with his dance moves, but then Mr Pierce, who can only understand country dancing, would run in with a peice of copper piping he found in the workshop and smash Slades head in, before getting killed by Mr Davis's piano wire.

But I reckon Pierce or Slade.

[Cerpin Taxt]

Mr Slade - As you said his dance moves would knock 'em all out, but his moustache is the weapon of mass destruction.
Mr Plummer - He'd break his guitar over everyone's heads.
Miss Thomas - She'd simply morph into her dino-saur form (or should I say evolve, I think in a few months she's reached it, old c*nt).
Mr Kelloway - He'd pwn us all with that inflatable cow and his patriotic bollocks.
My Booth - Meh.
My Rowlands - He'd disturb his opponent by making the croud all chant "JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!"
Mr Davis - He'd lean forward and set his opponent on fire by use of the sun's rays and his head.
Miss Mortimer - Miss Thomas' evolved form, she'd do that thing off Jurassic Park.. with the thing.. and that other thing.
Miss Bruton - She'd like unleash her zomg godfahtur skillz on us orll
Miss Barnet - Her overly Welsh accent and anti-gun legislation would result in her just getting owned fair and simple.
Miss Moore - She'd send them out and give them a red card for saying "carry on".
Mr May - He'd just irritate everyone to death with his fucking Beethoven.
Mr Pierce - Churn everyone up with his combine 'arvesterrrr.
Mr Pritchard - See, Mr. Davis. But add some "extrvvvuding".
Mr Brenton - He'd be impossible to punch, his "side-talking" is something of legend.

[Ultimafanatic]

If a teacher sees this in I.T we're fucked.

[Tyler Durden]

Yeh go Mr Pierce, hed construct a rudementary attack robot out of a goat and some MDF

[el pogo loco]

I think Mr. Plummer,
Like 'Shot said he would smash his guitar on their heads, but to some rockin' music that would deafen any other teacher, and if his guitar is unusable then the could always stab them with his hair. ;D

Edit: Added Smiley at end and corrected Spelling Mistakes

[Ultimafanatic]

Saying that, Mr Kelloway could knock anyone flat with his knowledge of zepplins.

Not Led Zepplin, but just zepplins

[Kanenite]

I'd say Plummer. He'd blow his opponents away with some power chords. Although Pearce seems the type so roll up his sleeves and beat the crap outta people.

I say Mr. Plummer, tho'.

[S¢σσву]

Booth, all hes gotta do is lift up his arms and he could knock out an army..

[Kanenite]

scooby said:

Booth, all hes gotta do is lift up his arms and he could knock out an army..

;D

So very, very true.

[That Chick]

Lead zepplins would be pretty cool.

[S¢σσву]

he absolutely stank of it in Dt mind..

[Ayce_13]

Lets not forget that Plummer was actually a boxer at one point. So if we are talking literally like...PLUMMER WUD KNOCK EM LOLZ. If i were to be jokey i'd say MR MAY, cuz he like 'ad a beard so e's aaaaaaard.

[Cerpin Taxt]

Plummer was a boxer? Ace.

[S¢σσву]

yer he was, tom u remember in year 8 ? when we had im for science ?? he had a black eye didnt he

[Kanenite]

Plummer is awesome. Seriously. I'm surprised that when I asked him if we liked Metallica he didn't say "Uhh, lads, is that appropiate? Get on with your work." or whatever. Same with Kelloway. It's cool how you can actually have a conversation with him.