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Post by Ultimafanatic on Jan 4, 2006 18:39:35 GMT -1
Ah screw that, i'll write em now.
Monday- "What are your good qualities?" "I smell bad and i'm autistic." - Deadshot on Morgans job interview.
Tuesday- "Wouldn't it be funny if when the big brother contestants were evicted, they faced a firing squad instead of a cheering croud."- Ultimafanatic on Reality Tv show.
Wednesday- "You could have just knocked, now clean it up!" Council house tennant to police after a sledgehammer attack on the front door (Street Crime UK)
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Post by Kanenite on Jan 4, 2006 18:54:27 GMT -1
Morgan's got a job in France?
Cool.
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Post by Cerpin Taxt on Jan 4, 2006 18:58:11 GMT -1
No. It was a joke.
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Post by Kanenite on Jan 4, 2006 19:03:02 GMT -1
Oh, right.
I thought you were, like, helping him with his interview.
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Post by Ultimafanatic on Jan 6, 2006 17:06:35 GMT -1
Ok yesterdays were.
Thursday- He just went and bit into a porcelin jesus. -Kane on video he saw
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Apparently when I was three I strained myself having a sh*t and went deaf for about an hour- Fanatic on Childhood trauma.
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Post by That Chick on Jan 6, 2006 17:23:24 GMT -1
i have a quote of the week :S and it's "if music is life and a picture paints a thousand words, shouldn't music videos rule the earth?"
and shot's autistic?
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Post by Cerpin Taxt on Jan 6, 2006 17:50:14 GMT -1
No I'm not, a friend I have is.
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Post by Ultimafanatic on Jan 6, 2006 17:53:04 GMT -1
Can we get back to the quotes? Look above for Todays editions.
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Post by Cerpin Taxt on Jan 6, 2006 17:54:07 GMT -1
I've seen them...
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Post by Ultimafanatic on Jan 7, 2006 10:10:43 GMT -1
Yesterdays Quote was
I'll just stay in and play games forever, just eat vitamin tablets and end up having downes syndrome- Ben Harrison in Biology
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Post by Kanenite on Jan 7, 2006 19:39:52 GMT -1
I swear, he bit into the Jesus. He's crazy, and he had the pieces in his mouth. The funny thing was, it was about a Pokémon video  |
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Post by That Chick on Jan 8, 2006 11:10:24 GMT -1
"Since when is a pitch black anyway?!"
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Post by *Taylorina* on Jan 8, 2006 14:43:07 GMT -1
"I want Luke"- Guess who that comes from about a Hundred times a day? |
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Post by ~Tr1st@Inactive. on Jan 8, 2006 14:47:58 GMT -1
Who the hell are you  |
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Post by *Taylorina* on Jan 8, 2006 15:07:36 GMT -1
Anywayz, hu the hell r u?
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