!BENNY!
Junkie
Life is Sh!t
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Post by !BENNY! on Mar 10, 2006 18:39:21 GMT -1
Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week, unless I die, or choke on Barton's stench. That, my friends, would be pure ownage.
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Post by Ultimafanatic on Mar 10, 2006 18:48:36 GMT -1
Hehe.
I'd say you should be the one to write down the whole Terrorist compensation/Jackass/Stich-up stuff Morpheus.
Steve-O-Hamza.. classic.
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!BENNY!
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Life is Sh!t
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Post by !BENNY! on Mar 10, 2006 18:57:44 GMT -1
Okay, here goes.
"Have you had an accident at home or at work? Do you think you're entitled to compensation?"
"Well, I was sitting in the office, staring blankly out of the window, when I happened to notice a large jumbo jet heading for my workplace. I jumped out of the window and hit the ground, rather hard. I was uninjured. It was only when I tripped over the burning, smouldering remains of the corpse that I broke my ankle and was awarded £5000 compensation. Woot!"
Two suicide bombers walk onto a train. BANG!
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Post by Cerpin Taxt on Mar 11, 2006 16:20:07 GMT -1
LMAO.
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Post by Ultimafanatic on Mar 11, 2006 19:08:19 GMT -1
Taliban Jackass
Hello, welcome to the al jazera remake of Stitch-up. I'm your host, Osama Bin Laden. This looks like an ordinary tube train dosn't it? Well what the innocent commuters do not know, is that we have cut the breaks.
In our next feature, we have tricked these British policemen into believing this man is a suspected terrorist. What will be revealed after he has been followed onto a tube train and shot in the head several times, is that this man is actualy not a terrorist at all.
(Cuts to montage of terrorist incidents, accompanied by the song "Take My Breath Away". Then cuts to shot of a man in a bodycast, a single tear runs down his eye)
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Post by S¢σσву on Mar 13, 2006 16:50:04 GMT -1
Not so much a quote.. but a funny moment earlier was with that shite with alex rees lol
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Post by Cerpin Taxt on Mar 14, 2006 17:20:41 GMT -1
LMAO what just happened was funny as fuck.
Me, my brother and my brothers mate were just out for a bit.
We were throwing icy snow at houses etc. etc.
Well basicly I decided to throw snow at the front window of Jason Paynes (nobhead in our school) house, his dad came out and this is how the conversation went:
Him: Can I help you boys?
Me: Nuh
Him: Oh
Me: What the fuck you want?
Him: What?
Me: Nuthin...
Him: Oh that's good..
Me: Yeah it is innit..nob
Him: Well I think you boys should stop standing by my house
Me: Or what?
Him: Nothin...(but he stands staring for another 30 seconds or so)
Me: (in a more aggressive voice) What?!
Him: Oh nothin'..sorry lads (goes in)
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Post by Ultimafanatic on Mar 14, 2006 17:44:51 GMT -1
Roflmao. You must of scared him sh*tless. Can you imagine this Jason kid thinking "My dad'll sort him out" then his dad comes running in, scared.
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Post by Kanenite on Mar 14, 2006 17:49:32 GMT -1
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Post by Ultimafanatic on Mar 16, 2006 11:34:23 GMT -1
New one from yesterday
Scott- Doctor Pepper, whats the worst that could happen?
I could fucking spill it
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Post by Cerpin Taxt on Apr 6, 2006 16:05:24 GMT -1
Anything from today lads?
I notice no-one really bothers with this topic anymore so it might be good to start listing some more quotes.
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Post by Ultimafanatic on Apr 6, 2006 17:32:43 GMT -1
Well on from you today may be
"Emoo"
Bizzarly...to me.
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Post by S¢σσву on Apr 6, 2006 19:09:43 GMT -1
Michna just before fight said , " Go knock his fucking nose off his face " or summat and it was funny at the time lol
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Post by Kanenite on Apr 7, 2006 19:02:16 GMT -1
Some of the stuff in our Chemistry class today was pretty comical. I called Mr. Plummer a "poofter" for saying that Anthrax is too heavy. I really like him, though. He's a really good teacher, with an awesome taste in music.
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Post by Cerpin Taxt on Apr 7, 2006 19:03:14 GMT -1
The arm-wrestling was good too Kane.
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