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Post by V e l o c i t y on Dec 29, 2005 11:04:37 GMT -1
LMAO^ love that one.
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Post by Cerpin Taxt on Dec 29, 2005 18:48:20 GMT -1
Hehehehe nice one.
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Post by Ultimafanatic on Apr 18, 2006 22:16:03 GMT -1
The Abortion Sketch
Note- This is a highly controversial sketch that me and Tyler were talking about doing some time back. If Tyler wishes to change any of this, he is free to do so.
(A woman walks into a GPs office, knives, cleavers, rifles and other macabre objects are hung on the walls, the doctor is sat at the desk rubbing his hands with glee)
Doctor- Ah, another victim, I mean kill, I mean- (laughs nervously) Hello miss.
Woman- Morning Doctor
Doctor- Is there something I can help you with (twitches)
Woman- Well, aren’t you supposed to abort babies?
Doctor- Oooooooooh yes (Looking around in glee, rubbing hands franticly)
Woman- Well could you take care of mine please, I don’t want to do this, but I just can’t handle a child and I-
Doctor (Interrupting)- Well there are a number of ways we can remove the little blighter. Ranging from cold and calculating, to more colourful and (laughs slightly) artistic.
Woman- Well what have you got in mind?
(Doctor lights cigar)
Doctor- Well there’s the simple needle into the womb to chemically kill the baby. But that’s just not fun. How about a baby seeking missile right up the v.agina?
Woman- No
Doctor- Ah I see, too explosive eh? What if I fill your uterus up with water and unleash a number of piranhas to eat the baby.
Woman- Um, no thank you.
Doctor- Anthrax into the placenta?
Woman- No
Doctor- Tactical Nuclear Device? Could get a bit messy mind.
Woman- No
Doctor- Cleaver
Woman- No
Doctor- Pointy Stick?
Woman- No
Doctor (Rubbing hands together)- Well (Twitches and has slight fit of hysterics), I’ve been saving this one for a long time and you seem to need it miss.
Woman- Oh?
Doctor- Using a megaphone we negotiate the foetus to start the birthing process prematurely-
Woman- No, no thank you. I think I may as well just have the baby.
Doctor- That simply won’t do (Pulls out a Winchester rifle and blows the woman across the room)
Doctor (Presses intercom)- Next please.
Well this is pretty new, comments please.
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Post by V e l o c i t y on Apr 19, 2006 7:40:19 GMT -1
LMFAO
That whole sketch is gold, seriously. I love that as much as the special games.
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Post by Cerpin Taxt on Apr 19, 2006 10:06:01 GMT -1
LMAO I actually laughed out loud at some parts, the baby seaking missile was the best.
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Post by Ultimafanatic on Apr 19, 2006 17:37:56 GMT -1
I'd have to say, if this sketch was played out by the python crew. Idle or Palin would have to play the doctor.
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Post by Kanenite on Apr 19, 2006 17:43:43 GMT -1
Aye, t'was a good'n.
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Post by That Chick on Apr 19, 2006 18:27:09 GMT -1
thats the kind of stuff that gets spoof new programs cancelled....
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Post by V e l o c i t y on Apr 20, 2006 7:05:45 GMT -1
thats the kind of stuff that gets spoof new programs cancelled.... Yeah cause fags like you, can't take a joke. |
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Post by Cerpin Taxt on Apr 20, 2006 10:00:44 GMT -1
thats the kind of stuff that gets spoof new programs cancelled.... Yeah cause f*gs like you, can't take a joke. Bahahaha own3d! |
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Post by That Chick on Apr 20, 2006 17:38:52 GMT -1
ahem, that WAS a joke. there was a spoof prog about it that got cancelled...
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