Lmfao Stupid SLag

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Lmao between me and Lau( My ex. AKA Emo.) Some of it is bull, like me fukin her thats total bolocks. Tom has seen most of this and found most of it funny, what you all think?


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| Session Start: 11 April 2006 |
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| [.lau.] .CCYP.is gonna.suck.ass. ([e-mail]) |
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[21:27:00] •·.·´¯`·.·: hi
[21:27:12] [.lau.] : hi
[21:27:39] * [.lau.] .CCYP.is gonna.suck.ass. has changed his/her
name to [.lau.] .loves. [.Dave.]
[21:29:55] •·.·´¯`·.·: whos dave then
[21:30:01] [.lau.] : a boy
[21:30:06] •·.·´¯`·.·: bf?
[21:30:10] [.lau.] : no
[21:30:39] •·.·´¯`·.·: ahh
[21:30:46] •·.·´¯`·.·: u never put that in ur name for me, so u must
love him.
[21:31:01] [.lau.] : cause you wouldnt f**king put me in your name
so
[21:31:24] •·.·´¯`·.·: and ur in his ?
[21:31:36] [.lau.] : yes
[21:31:40] •·.·´¯`·.·: Ahh fine hten
[21:31:42] •·.·´¯`·.·: go f**k him
[21:31:45] •·.·´¯`·.·: i aint bothered.
[21:31:58] [.lau.] : whats your f**king problem#
[21:32:02] •·.·´¯`·.·: Nothing.
[21:32:17] [.lau.] : am i f**king bothered
[21:32:20] [.lau.] : and yes i am with dave okay
[21:32:32] •·.·´¯`·.·: You f**king lying very *friendly* person
[21:32:39] •·.·´¯`·.·: thats one of the things i hate.
[21:32:42] [.lau.] : woop de f**king doo
[21:32:50] [.lau.] : and i bet you f**ked her when she was over
[21:33:02] •·.·´¯`·.·: Well no.. not f**ked her.
[21:33:15] [.lau.] : se...basterdian
[21:33:30] •·.·´¯`·.·: Oh haha f**king ha you a lil funny f**ker
aint you.
[21:33:41] [.lau.] : yep
[21:33:45] [.lau.] : thats me
[21:34:01] [.lau.] : well your the lying f**ker
[21:34:03] •·.·´¯`·.·: but u aint.
[21:34:07] •·.·´¯`·.·: how ?
[21:34:23] [.lau.] : doing things with other girls behind my back
[21:34:57] •·.·´¯`·.·: How ?
[21:35:09] [.lau.] : what ever
[21:35:31] •·.·´¯`·.·: HAHAHA f**kING own3d, posted and recieved.
[21:36:31] •·.·´¯`·.·: ne way, whos dave? some fat f**k off ginger
haird punk ass skater?
[21:36:43] [.lau.] : ITS HONOR GO AND f**k URSELF AND IF YOU CAN
SUCK ON THE KNOB OF YOURS WITH THAT BIG SLOBBERY HORSE LIPS
SO DIS MY f**kIN FRIEND YOULL BE SORRY RIGHT BUKKY
[21:36:43] •·.·´¯`·.·: with no balls ? cos a boy bit them off ?
[21:36:54] [.lau.] : HES WAY BETTER THAN YOULL EVER f**kING BE
[21:37:23] [.lau.] : BUCK LIP BUCKY
[21:37:37] •·.·´¯`·.·: Hey honor, STFU. You dont know nuts. and i
aint gotta f**k myself, all i gotta do now is make a phone
call and 2moz ill be f**kiing some other Ho.
[21:37:56] [.lau.] : GO A HEAD HORSE FACE
[21:38:13] [.lau.] : COZ THATS ALL YOU f**kING DO
[21:38:30] •·.·´¯`·.·: f**king hell, i used to make comebacks like
that wehn i was about 2 when u wasnt even f**king here u
sad little very *friendly* person
[21:39:21] * [.lau.] .loves. [.Dave.] is now Offline
[21:44:25] [.lau.] : honors gone home
[21:44:46] •·.·´¯`·.·: thats nice
[21:45:02] [.lau.] : why do you always have to f**king start?
[21:45:41] [.lau.] : i aint done jack to you
[21:45:54] [.lau.] : and then you had to rub it in my face bout
claire
[21:46:20] [.lau.] : thanks a f**king lot
[21:46:37] •·.·´¯`·.·: and what the f**k, how did i rub it in
[21:46:50] •·.·´¯`·.·: there u " Oh look im a very *friendly* person, i got a bf
already and ive f**ked him "
[21:47:00] [.lau.] : no i havnt
[21:47:01] •·.·´¯`·.·: And ? u got a bf.
[21:47:23] [.lau.] : im seeing him cause i wont get with anyone at
the mo
[21:48:00] •·.·´¯`·.·: and theres basically no difference
[21:48:07] [.lau.] : yes there is
[21:48:09] •·.·´¯`·.·: only sad f**kers see people cos they want
more than 1.
[21:48:26] [.lau.] : no
[21:48:35] •·.·´¯`·.·: well yes.
[21:48:43] •·.·´¯`·.·: cos tehy aint happy with one
[21:48:51] [.lau.] : no its not cause of that
[21:48:52] •·.·´¯`·.·: either cos they are very *friendly* persons, or cant be happy
with just one
[21:49:02] [.lau.] : thanks
[21:49:20] •·.·´¯`·.·: ne way, f**k off please, im watchin Doom.
[21:49:56] [.lau.] : i might aswell be f**king dead
[21:50:13] [.lau.] : tra and this is the last time youll prob see
me
[21:50:17] •·.·´¯`·.·: ys tha?
[21:50:22] •·.·´¯`·.·: u cant kill urself, u got dave
[21:50:32] [.lau.] : i can do what the f**k i want okay
[21:50:36] [.lau.] : oooh look
[21:50:39] [.lau.] : im bleeding
[21:50:58] [.lau.] : your fault
[21:51:29] •·.·´¯`·.·: Ahh well, not my responsibility now
[21:51:44] [.lau.] : all over the bed
[21:51:57] •·.·´¯`·.·: i hope you know im just laughing right now..
[21:52:10] [.lau.] : do i give a nuts
[21:52:35] •·.·´¯`·.·: well obviously, suicidal Emo sweaty gothic
very *friendly* person
[21:53:12] [.lau.] : f**k
[21:53:31] •·.·´¯`·.·: wha ?
[21:53:35] •·.·´¯`·.·: cut ur wrist?
[21:53:36] •·.·´¯`·.·: Oh well.
[21:53:56] [.lau.] : shows how much you ever f**king cared
[21:54:04] •·.·´¯`·.·: Not much.
[21:54:10] [.lau.] : wasted 4 months of my existence
[21:54:37] •·.·´¯`·.·: 4 months? u have no point in life, so why not
just waste the whole thing?
[21:57:07] [.lau.] : thingy
[21:57:36] •·.·´¯`·.·: Nice comeback, try again next time.
[21:58:07] [.lau.] : i wasnt trying
[21:58:33] [.lau.] : i simply used the word thingy
[21:58:34] •·.·´¯`·.·: Oh yea
[21:59:16] * [.lau.] .loves. [.Dave.] has changed his/her
name to .theres.no.saving.me.now.
[22:00:09] .theres.no.s: ='[
[22:00:28] •·.·´¯`·.·: dont go all Emo with me.. serious i aint done
nuts, ur the one that cant control urself.
[22:00:49] .theres.no.s: you the one doing this to me
[22:00:54] .theres.no.s: and you just sit there and laugh
[22:01:35] •·.·´¯`·.·: like i said, u aint my resposibility now
[22:01:51] .theres.no.s: i was never your responsibility
[22:02:40] * .theres.no.saving.me.now. is now Offline
[22:11:03] .Does.anyone: Hi this is cassie
[22:11:16] .Does.anyone: what has lau ever done to you?
[22:11:26] •·.·´¯`·.·: She was born.
[22:11:39] •·.·´¯`·.·: I dont know, ask her
[22:11:41] •·.·´¯`·.·: she should know
[22:11:53] .Does.anyone: thats the problem, she doesn't know
[22:12:05] •·.·´¯`·.·: Ahh, i thought she would of been dead by now
[22:12:05] .Does.anyone: she used to love you
[22:12:09] •·.·´¯`·.·: USED to
[22:12:15] .Does.anyone: shes bleeding everywhere
[22:12:24] .Does.anyone: untill earlier
[22:12:32] •·.·´¯`·.·: Oh hahahaha im f**king crying my eyes out cos
shes gonna die
[22:12:44] •·.·´¯`·.·: f**k sake i wasnt born yesterday
[22:12:52] .Does.anyone: what are you saying?
[22:13:09] •·.·´¯`·.·: That your a stupid f**k ?
[22:13:26] .Does.anyone: so you was just with her for sex, thats all
you want from a girl
[22:13:34] •·.·´¯`·.·: Well no.
[22:13:39] •·.·´¯`·.·: Tell me this.
[22:13:42] •·.·´¯`·.·: if she loved me
[22:13:46] •·.·´¯`·.·: why she dump me ?
[22:13:59] .Does.anyone: because you had a girl at your house and she
gets jealous
[22:14:22] •·.·´¯`·.·: She should learn not to then, i aint gay i do
have girl mates ffs..
[22:14:29] .Does.anyone: you dont know whats that like for a girl
[22:14:49] .Does.anyone: i would be jealous if my bf had a girl over
his house
[22:14:52] •·.·´¯`·.·: In the case of lau, alot cos she wants to
kill her self, suicidal pregnant dog.
[22:15:04] •·.·´¯`·.·: well get used to it
[22:15:07] •·.·´¯`·.·: thats just grim on him
[22:15:16] •·.·´¯`·.·: and shows that u dont trust him
[22:15:17] .Does.anyone: because of what you've been saying to her
[22:15:30] .Does.anyone: she still loves you you know
[22:15:52] •·.·´¯`·.·: Your lying, your all the f**king same, just
now u said she DID love me until earlier
[22:15:53] •·.·´¯`·.·: FFS..
[22:16:05] .Does.anyone: i was just saying
[22:16:14] .Does.anyone: she loves you more than you know
[22:16:16] •·.·´¯`·.·: Wel dont ?
[22:16:25] .Does.anyone: and then you go and tell her shes worthless
[22:16:33] •·.·´¯`·.·: Oh yes, i know.. she wants to kill herself,
shows how selfish she is.
[22:16:52] .Does.anyone: hows that selfish
[22:16:53] •·.·´¯`·.·: WEll no, i didnt say worthless, i just siad
[22:16:59] •·.·´¯`·.·: basically
[22:17:10] •·.·´¯`·.·: if shes gonna kill herself, do it right
[22:17:27] •·.·´¯`·.·: cos she aint got me, shes jelous she cuts
herself?
[22:17:36] •·.·´¯`·.·: Oh wait, your an emo right? thats normal for
u
[22:17:52] .Does.anyone: since she was with you she was happy
[22:17:58] .Does.anyone: now look
[22:18:08] •·.·´¯`·.·: No my problem.. she dumped me.
[22:19:02] .Does.anyone: she didnt meen to
[22:19:23] •·.·´¯`·.·: well why did she then
[22:19:25] * .Does.anyone.even.care. is now Offline
[22:19:44] * .Does.anyone.even.care. is now Online
[22:20:20] •·.·´¯`·.·: oh wait, is that wha shes gonna say about her
wrists or w/e ? she just ACCIDENTLY fell over onto a knife?
[22:20:22] .Does.anyone: hi again
[22:20:29] •·.·´¯`·.·: Oh ur alive?
[22:20:40] .Does.anyone: its cassie still unfortunately
[22:20:54] •·.·´¯`·.·: Ahh
[22:20:57] •·.·´¯`·.·: is she dead?
[22:21:21] .Does.anyone: no
[22:21:24] •·.·´¯`·.·: Cassie look, Dont get this the wrong way, i
dont hate you, just her for being a pregnant dog
[22:21:26] .Does.anyone: shes in bed
[22:21:33] .Does.anyone: why?
[22:21:35] •·.·´¯`·.·: thought it was covered in blood.
[22:21:46] •·.·´¯`·.·: dumping me, having a go at me..
[22:21:47] •·.·´¯`·.·: etc
[22:21:58] .Does.anyone: we changed the sheets
[22:22:27] .Does.anyone: but she does still love you
[22:22:31] .Does.anyone: just for you to know
[22:22:51] •·.·´¯`·.·: Ahh.
[22:23:04] .Does.anyone: whats that for/
[22:23:26] •·.·´¯`·.·: wha u mean?
[22:23:34] .Does.anyone: the Ahh.
[22:24:03] •·.·´¯`·.·: changing the sheets.. whats teh point? shes
just gonna bleed all over them again..

[Cerpin Taxt]

LMAO that's some funny sh*t man, I've read it all already, skimmed through it again though.

[Kanenite]

;D

I actually thought it was a good comeback on her part where she said "Oops, I'm bleeding. Your fault !", although I have to say it was rather funny.

[Cerpin Taxt]

[22:12:44] •·.·´¯`·.·: f**k sake i wasnt born yesterday
[22:12:52] .Does.anyone: what are you saying?
[22:13:09] •·.·´¯`·.·: That your a stupid f**k ?

Now THAT's the best bit on Seb's part.

[S¢σσву]

lol yes that was one of my best bits, and when she said she cut herself and was bleedin n all, i just burst out laughin, and my dad said " stupid fuck, if she comes down here running back now ill shoot her " when i showed it him earlier lol

[Cerpin Taxt]

Lmao ace man, funny sh*t.

[S¢σσву]

Shes off again now... |-) she bores me, and she dont know nothing, and seh said her new bf is 24, i mean WTF!?!?!

[S¢σσву]

Think she might be scared? and she just called them all slags.. again. lol

[V e l o c i t y]

I'm blind I see nothing... fix the picture.

[That Chick]

i want to talk to this girl. would be so entertaining.

[Cerpin Taxt]

She's got nice tits.

[S¢σσву]

thats about the only nice thing.. and i cant get that pic to work..

[Ultimafanatic]

emerald said:

She's got nice tits.

Lmao, well said.