Funny Error Messages...

[!BENNY!]

Seriously, the following error messages are real, whether they're are viruses or not I don't know:-

1. The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log off.
2. WARNING: Keyboard not attached. press f10 to continue
3. Bad command or file name. Good try though.
4. Press any key...no, not that one.
5. Enter any 11 digit prime number to continue
6. Error reading FAT file. Try SKINNY one? (Y/N)
7. General failures fault. Not yours.
8. Hit any user to continue
9. Scandisk know checking your hard disk. You can start praying now
10. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue
11. earth is 98% full. Please deleate anyone you can
12. Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector
13. Cannot find REALITY.SYS...universe halted

Some of them are pathetic, but some of them I thought were rather amusing (pronounced in posh english accent).

[!BENNY!]

Actually, thinking about it, they're not THAT funny.

[Cerpin Taxt]

Although none of them are hilarious, I did quite like number 4.

[Kanenite]

I liked 2, imho.

[!BENNY!]

I liked that one two. I got all these this afternoon in work, coz it was my last day they just let me browse the internet for five hours straight.

[pezzer123]

they are ok, quite funny.

[!BENNY!]

Cheers.

[That Chick]

when i'm feeling emo I alwasy find the "end now" button quite amusing...
hardware failure. press any key to continue, or any other key to quit.