Post by !BENNY! on Oct 27, 2006 19:12:24 GMT -1
Dear Miss Brown.
Due to your offer of an apology to a one Mr P. Courtney, the committee of the Science Block has created the following agenda as to why the apology can’t be accepted or verified from the party accompanying Miss A. Brown.
1. Mr Courtney would rather track the desert searching for Pope Benedict the second than travel thirty yards to speak to you.
2. He would rather contract AIDS from a dead bagger.
3. Instead of you, he’d rather hug a suicide bomber.
4. He would prefer to be crushed by a falling TSB outlet.
5. Rather be beaten to death with the corpse of a dead Ethiopian.
6. Rather eat his own kidney.
7. Mr Courtney would rather have Santa sneak down his chimney in the middle of the night, and steal his spin.
8. Prefer to have sex with the queen.
9. Rather have an anchor thrown at his face.
10. And on a final note, Mr P. Courtney would prefer to be hung, drawn and quartered, the pieces fed to a whale before having people observe the whale being blasted straight into the sun.
Mr P. Courtney hopes that this letter finds you well.
Lots of Love and Kisses
The SB Crew
P.S. I hope we can remain friends.
---X---
Due to your offer of an apology to a one Mr P. Courtney, the committee of the Science Block has created the following agenda as to why the apology can’t be accepted or verified from the party accompanying Miss A. Brown.
1. Mr Courtney would rather track the desert searching for Pope Benedict the second than travel thirty yards to speak to you.
2. He would rather contract AIDS from a dead bagger.
3. Instead of you, he’d rather hug a suicide bomber.
4. He would prefer to be crushed by a falling TSB outlet.
5. Rather be beaten to death with the corpse of a dead Ethiopian.
6. Rather eat his own kidney.
7. Mr Courtney would rather have Santa sneak down his chimney in the middle of the night, and steal his spin.
8. Prefer to have sex with the queen.
9. Rather have an anchor thrown at his face.
10. And on a final note, Mr P. Courtney would prefer to be hung, drawn and quartered, the pieces fed to a whale before having people observe the whale being blasted straight into the sun.
Mr P. Courtney hopes that this letter finds you well.
Lots of Love and Kisses
The SB Crew
P.S. I hope we can remain friends.
---X---
