My car pwns

[Kanenite]

Yeah, while driving to pick me up, my mum crashed our car. Yes, she's perfectly fine.

Basically, this woman hit my mum (I saw it all, and although my mum admitted to being for the blame to save hassle, she wasn't in the wrong imho). Her mother gets out ranting and raving "o wer u lukin wer u were goin lol?", by that time, I've ran over, and was like "stfu bitch", so she was like "k" and walked off.

This is where it gets funny. Although the kids were like "YAAAARRR !!!! REPLAY PLZ" and stuff, then this fucking bitch was like "LOL I'm a witness, I saw it all. She called the fucking police, stupid twat. This guy with a camera turns up and is like "LET ME TAKE PHOTOS" so I'm like "NO". Then, this rambo guy turns up and is like "I'm tow this away, I'm 1337", and I saw to my mother "Look, it's Action Man", and he's like "What did you say, son? " so I gave him the thumbs up.

Next, the cops turn up. Then my dad shortly follows, and he was kicking ass. He was like "STFU" to the camera guy, Action Man and everyone who isn't involved. Then the one police woman was like "Calm down, sir." and he was like "kk but send those biatchez away pplz ".

Then this girl came over and was like "Let me see? " so I told her to go away so she was like " Piss off" so I laughed at her. Then, when Action Man tried to tow the car onto the side of the road, his tow-rope snapped, so I started laughing to myself. That man is such a fool.

Then it kinda slowed from there. But before I ran over, this fat bastard year 7 was like "AWWWW GET ME DA RE-PLAY", so I called him a fat, stupid, over-weight motherfucker. It felt good.

Yeah, that was my afternoon. Everyones alright, and the police were nice, and my dad rocked, but what pisses me off were all the batty kids who were like "LOL LET ME SEE" and all the 'witnesses' who were also like "LOL I saw it all". I was the only fucker who saw the whole fucking show, because I was watching my mother drive the fucking car as the other fucking bitch hit my fucking car. MOTHERFUCKER.

That's a lot of fucks.

Yeah.

Thats it.

By the way, our car is hardly damaged compared to hers. My Picasso absolutely DESTROYED the one side of her car, and ours had a bump. Also, the other driver was going much faster than my mother, as my mother was pulling out.

Still, not really sure how to end it. I kinda want to laugh, but I know I shouldn't. I also kinda want to feel upset, but I don't, because I want to laugh. I'm indifferent about the situation. I just don't want to find a great big fucking bill for £5,000 or nother for it.

[Cerpin Taxt]

Wow, glad to hear you're all alright and stuff, but damn that post made me laugh.

Nice job in turning a terrible situation into something hilarious.

[Ultimafanatic]

I saw the whole event, we were at the bus stop, and I saw the car, and went "Thats Hobs mum". Then some ford KA smashed into the side of it. Hob came over looking slightly distressed, looked at the damage, gave us the ok sign and shouted "We won!"

The KA was totaled, the front left wheel is like impacted intot he side of the car.

[Ayce_13]

D00d, like, if we decided to stay for maths, you wouldn't have witnessed any of tha shit man!
Your ok and stuff though, s'all coo'. But shit DO_oD, if i'm ever in a car crash, i hope your there aswell, ^ that was hilariously well told.

[Kanenite]

Yeah, I was distressed. Then I saw my mum get out alright, and I was like "yo nigga we ownd ur car stfu BIATCH".

[Kanenite]

ayce13 said:

D00d, like, if we decided to stay for maths, you wouldn't have witnessed any of tha **** man!
Your ok and stuff though, s'all coo'. But **** DO_oD, if i'm ever in a car crash, i hope your there aswell, ^ that was hilariously well told.

Even if we had stayed, she wouldn't have been there. When I rang her, she came to pick me up.

Mr. Fisher's fault, imho.

The way my dad pulled up in his van, as well. He was speeding, then he breaked for about 100ft doing big ass drift thing ;D It was amazing.

[pezzer123]

I saw it too, it seemed to be your mum pulling out but that bitch was speeding like hell, the sound was weird too.
I wuz leik is dat hob. Then i saw your mum and we were like wow, wat zee hell.

Glad your ok, you are sruff of a legend, the way you handeld that was pure HOb.

That car got pwned. Hope you ok un stuffs.

[V e l o c i t y]

I really dunno what to say, as I'm kinda shocked and everything's been covered. You and your family are okay though, that's the important thing.

[Ultimafanatic]

Yeah i'm glad your ok.

I watched the car get hit thinking you were in there.

I was all set to run out and pull your from the wreck.

[Cerpin Taxt]

ultimafanatic said:

I was all set to run out and pull your from the wreck.

I couldn't help laughing out loud at that.

[~Tr1st@Inactive.]

Was it near the bus stop?

That silver fiesta got pooned, Front axels were bent!

Glad to hear your mam ish okay.

[Kanenite]

hyrulianfox said:

Was it near the bus stop?

That silver fiesta got thingyed, Front axels were bent!

Glad to hear your mam ish okay.

Yeah, near the bus stop. My car fucking pwn'd the KA.