Post by pyro on Jul 31, 2006 21:41:15 GMT -1
1.Do they put underwear on corpses?
2.Why do people say ”The alarm just went off” when really it just came on?
3.If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise?
4.Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies?
5.If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?
6.If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
7.Is the vice president’s wife called the second lady?
8.Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
9.Can you ”zone out” and be ”in the zone” at the same time?
10.If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing?
11.Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?
12.Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it ”gels” the scent virtually disappears?
13.Can a unborn baby fart or burp?
14.If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count?
15.If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
16.Why don’t they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn’t it be better than root beer floats?
17.Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast?
18.What is the point in saying ”may I ask” and then follow it up with a question?
19.Is it possible to be allergic to water?
20.When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don’t believe in God?
21.Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it?
22.If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?
23.Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?
24.Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
25.How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?
26.Isn’t it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?
27.Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
28.How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn’t turn your skin that color?
29.Doesn’t a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
30.Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
31.Why do we say ”heads up” when we actually duck?
32.Whats a question with no answer called?
33.How do ”do not walk on grass” signs get there?
34.When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?
35.If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
36.”What was Captian Hook’s name before he had a hook for a hand?”
37.Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?
38.Do bald people get dandruff?
39.Why doesn’t baking soda freeze?
40.What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?
41.If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty?
42.If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee?
43.Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
44.Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)?
45.Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
46.If someone’s peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
47.How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?
48.Can you still say ”Put it where the sun don’t shine ” on a nude beach?
49.Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
50.Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it’s schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it’s cute?
51.If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
52.Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
53.Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores?
54.Why do bullies always ask ”what’s your problem” when they’re obviously not going to solve it?
55.Do stairs go up or down?
56.When people say, ”I’m so tired it’s not even funny” or ”my head hurts so much it’s not even funny”, why would it even be funny in the first place?
57.Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
58.Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
59.Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
60.If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change
their name to Knockers?
61.If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
62.Are children who act in rated ’R’ movies allowed to see them?
63.Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
64.When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
65.Aren’t the ’good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
66.If the SWAT team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
67.Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
68.Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
69.”Cute as a button” Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
70.Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
71.Are marbles made of marble?
72.Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
73.If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
74.Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
75.Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ”I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?
76.Who was the first person to say, ”See that chicken over there ... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?
77.Isn’t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
78.If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
79.Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
80.Can you get cornered in a round room?
81.Why don’t the hairs on your arms get split ends?
82.If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
83.Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
84.In that song, she’ll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
85.How come we say ’It’s colder than hell outside’ when isn’t it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
86.Why is it that if something says, ”do not eat” on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
87.Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
88.Wouldn’t it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
89.Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don’t they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
90.”Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?”
91.Isn’t it funny how the word ’politics’ is made up of the words ’poli’ meaning ’many’ in Latin, and ’tics’ as in ’bloodsucking creatures’?
92.Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
93.Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?
94.Can mute people burp?
95.What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
96.Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
97.How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
98.If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
99.If heat rises, then shouldn’t hell be cold?
100.Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
101.Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
102.Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
103.Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
104.Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
105.Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
106.Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
107.Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
108.Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?
109.If you’re sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
110.Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
111.Why do companies offer you ”free gifts?” Since when has a gift NOT been free?
112.If something ”goes without saying,” why do people still say it?
113.You know the expression, ”Don’t quit your day job?” Well what do you say to people that work nights?
well some one just sent me these question and now there doing my head in so here u go
2.Why do people say ”The alarm just went off” when really it just came on?
3.If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise?
4.Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies?
5.If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?
6.If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
7.Is the vice president’s wife called the second lady?
8.Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
9.Can you ”zone out” and be ”in the zone” at the same time?
10.If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing?
11.Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?
12.Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it ”gels” the scent virtually disappears?
13.Can a unborn baby fart or burp?
14.If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count?
15.If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
16.Why don’t they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn’t it be better than root beer floats?
17.Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast?
18.What is the point in saying ”may I ask” and then follow it up with a question?
19.Is it possible to be allergic to water?
20.When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don’t believe in God?
21.Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it?
22.If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?
23.Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?
24.Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
25.How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?
26.Isn’t it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?
27.Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
28.How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn’t turn your skin that color?
29.Doesn’t a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
30.Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
31.Why do we say ”heads up” when we actually duck?
32.Whats a question with no answer called?
33.How do ”do not walk on grass” signs get there?
34.When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?
35.If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
36.”What was Captian Hook’s name before he had a hook for a hand?”
37.Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?
38.Do bald people get dandruff?
39.Why doesn’t baking soda freeze?
40.What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?
41.If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty?
42.If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee?
43.Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
44.Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)?
45.Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
46.If someone’s peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
47.How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?
48.Can you still say ”Put it where the sun don’t shine ” on a nude beach?
49.Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
50.Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it’s schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it’s cute?
51.If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
52.Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
53.Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores?
54.Why do bullies always ask ”what’s your problem” when they’re obviously not going to solve it?
55.Do stairs go up or down?
56.When people say, ”I’m so tired it’s not even funny” or ”my head hurts so much it’s not even funny”, why would it even be funny in the first place?
57.Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
58.Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
59.Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
60.If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change
their name to Knockers?
61.If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
62.Are children who act in rated ’R’ movies allowed to see them?
63.Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
64.When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
65.Aren’t the ’good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
66.If the SWAT team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
67.Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
68.Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
69.”Cute as a button” Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
70.Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
71.Are marbles made of marble?
72.Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
73.If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
74.Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
75.Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ”I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?
76.Who was the first person to say, ”See that chicken over there ... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?
77.Isn’t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
78.If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
79.Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
80.Can you get cornered in a round room?
81.Why don’t the hairs on your arms get split ends?
82.If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
83.Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
84.In that song, she’ll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
85.How come we say ’It’s colder than hell outside’ when isn’t it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
86.Why is it that if something says, ”do not eat” on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
87.Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
88.Wouldn’t it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
89.Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don’t they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
90.”Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?”
91.Isn’t it funny how the word ’politics’ is made up of the words ’poli’ meaning ’many’ in Latin, and ’tics’ as in ’bloodsucking creatures’?
92.Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
93.Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?
94.Can mute people burp?
95.What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
96.Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
97.How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
98.If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
99.If heat rises, then shouldn’t hell be cold?
100.Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
101.Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
102.Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
103.Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
104.Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
105.Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
106.Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
107.Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
108.Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?
109.If you’re sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
110.Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
111.Why do companies offer you ”free gifts?” Since when has a gift NOT been free?
112.If something ”goes without saying,” why do people still say it?
113.You know the expression, ”Don’t quit your day job?” Well what do you say to people that work nights?
well some one just sent me these question and now there doing my head in so here u go
